"Don't come to class high to try and get it!"
-Michael Rubin, Phil 336: Existential Philosophy; on the difficulty of the readings.
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Pissed off - its a technical economic term!
--Prof. Wolff, Econ 104
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"Little do you undergrads know, but your professors are all just frustrated DJ's..."
-Asatar Bair, Economics 144: Introduction to the Political Economy of Racism
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We know that when G prime at alpha is less then one, it converges, and its fair to say that it will converge faster when its .1 rather then .5. But what happens when its 0? Well then we say it converges "dang good."
-Professor Horntrop, Math 551, using precise mathematics.
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This is the one, the only physics slide in this entire course, and it's probably wrong.
-Professor Mahadevan, Compsci 689, Machine Learning
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"What we have here [in ancient Greece] is a bureaucracy, one that would make Whitmore seem like a picnic."
-Professor M. Philippides Classics 100: Greek Civilization
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"I can understand Britney Spears 'I'm not that innocent, but really."
-Professor Levy, HST 406, speaking about Sally Hemings being 15 when her affair with Jefferson began
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"If he turned out to be a real sonofabitch, the crocodile would eat his soul."
Professor Proux, Anthro 102 on Egyptian art and judgement in scenes from the afterlife in The Book of The Dead
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"Where were you? I thought maybe you guys cracked a beer."
-Professor Lyon talking to one of his TA's that he sent out to tell construction workers to stop working for a minute because the noise was awful.
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Mean old Mr. Gravity seems to be on a rampage today.
-- Prof. Vials, after just about everyone in the class knocked everything off their desk
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