"Any male in this room could father the entire population of the United States tommorow if need be."
Professor Byers, Bio 101, on availability of male gametes.
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You must be punished!
-Professor Rex Wallace, Greek 126: Intensive Ancient Greek, whenever anyone makes fun of him, or doesn't do their homework, or talks out of turn, or does just about anything at all, come to think of it.
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"Help me out, I can't do Calculus."
-Professor Kusner: Math 233H, Multivariable Calculus
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"Lasers work by TRICKS!!!"
- Professor Pichanik, Phsyics 132
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"How many people think this is long? How many think it's short? How many people just don't give a shit this morning?
-Professor Felton-Miller, talking about syllables in Ancient Greek
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"postpositive enclitic.....it sounds like a kind of disease."
-Professor Felton-Miller, Greek 126
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"There's a snake in my panties"
- Prof. Sandy Hill in ECE221 trying to get the class to say "EEEWWWWW"
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"You can't kill a mouse by throwing it off a building.."
Professor Brainerd, Biology 101
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Recursion is very helpful if you are trying to convince someone to reproduce with you.
Anna Arregui, Linguistics 391A
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Who wants to hold my slinky?
Prof. Kingston, Linguistics 414
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